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John Berner is on page 129 of 1456

“‘I propose a toast to merriment. Let’s be merry. Let’s complete our law studies with food and folly! Let Justinian be lord of Misrule and Revelry be his mistress! The world is a great diamond. I’m happy. Summer, I salute you! Everything is beautiful. Flies are buzzing in the sunbeams. The sun has with a sneeze produced the hummingbird. Kiss me, Fantine!’
He got the wrong girl, and kissed Favourite.”

— May 10, 2025 03:25PM

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John Berner is on page 1251 of 1456

coming at this as an American is fun. Okay, so Jean Valjean is an ex-convict. But he’s rich? So what’s the problem??

— Sep 25, 2025 11:17AM

John Berner is on page 1126 of 1456

FINALLY, the sewers!!

— Sep 23, 2025 03:22PM

John Berner is on page 1004 of 1456

they left the part where Enjolras summarily executes a guy out of the musical

— Sep 09, 2025 04:02PM

John Berner is on page 887 of 1456

Baller Move: stopping your narrative in its tracks to complain about how one of your novels was received thirty years ago.

— Sep 05, 2025 07:21AM

John Berner is on page 739 of 1456

I dunno how many of you read the article circulating today about ICE recruitment but I cannot stress enough how much book Thernardier is the aspiring ICE agent who resents his HS classmates' Insta vacations and so wants to use his ICE money to buy AirBnBs and get on the passive income train.

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— Jul 10, 2025 07:51PM

John Berner is on page 739 of 1456

Finished ‘Marius’. Man, when this thing decides to move it ~moves.

— Jul 07, 2025 11:26AM

John Berner is on page 671 of 1456

“modesty, that epidermis of the soul” …okay

— Jul 06, 2025 05:05PM

John Berner is on page 633 of 1456

love when Hugo introduces a new guy who is clearly Jean Valjean and Hugo pretends he isn’t for 60 pages

— Jul 06, 2025 08:38AM

John Berner is on page 519 of 1456

— Jun 01, 2025 01:05PM