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I am up to the part where Griffin’s turd won’t flush 10/10

Before flushing the toilet, I peaked at my work and was stunned at its size. Not that I measured, but it would not be an exaggeration to say I had produced a two foot turd. If I were to stand it up, it would have reached my knees.