Kelley’s Reviews > Half Moon Investigations > Status Update

"That's right, Red," taunted Herod. "Off you go with your bestest buddy, Mr. Nerd. The two nerds together. You two are made for each other. You should get engaged."

HEROD. I am HOWLING. The fic writes itself (or, I wish it did, as AO3 is lacking in this fandom)