Sam Williams’s Reviews > Precious Moments Bible Baby Edition - Holy Bible: New King James Version > Status Update

i can’t with these people

For being called Numbers, this part sure is wordy

Finished Leviticus, can we get a wellness check on God? I think He’s having a manic episode

God hates leprosy, gay men, and period sex

Don't eat anything that creeps

Finished Genesis, where's Phil Collins?

[ANDREW LLOYD WEBER enters from stage left.]