Kayleigh’s Reviews > Gideon the Ninth > Status Update

“Put me in”
“Why?!”
“The arms kind of looked like swords. I want to fight it”
“You want to fight it?
“Yep”
“Because it looked a little like swords?”
“Yep”

I’m actually in love with this character 😂

Gideon looked out the window to the featureless lumps of blackness and said thoughtlessly,
“The lights are broken”
Harrow turned to her for the first time since they left the shuttle… mouth puckered up like a cat’s asshole.
“Griddle, this planet spins much faster than ours”
At Gideon’s blank expression,
“It’s night, you tool”

“You couldn’t spell obligation if I shoved the letters up your ass”

“I’ve gotta say, I don’t think that would help.” said Gideon. “God I’m glad you didn’t teach me my spelling.”

Actually cackling