Bean’s Reviews > Egyptian Mythology: A Traveller's Guide from Aswan to Alexandria > Status Update

“Thoth, angered by Babi’s accusation; used his magic to ensure that Babi couldn’t retract his phallus…Thoth then summoned the two enneads to witness what was happening. ‘We can see your testicles’”
BABAHAHAH

“Babi is wrong and Thoth is right. Like a movie, the scene then abruptly cuts to Babi having sex with an unnamed woman” BAHAHAH

“I again feel sorry for the poor dead baboon

“Images of the temple’s god, they welcome visitors from across the world, but perhaps feel a secret twang of disgust: in ancient times, only the purest of priests, shaven from head to toe and wearing the finest white linen, could enter the temple. Today it’s all shorts and baseball caps. Such heresy” I’m curious if the shaven part is due to the lice outbreaks in ancient Egypt

Though here he has a different family - scandal!