Emily Myers’s Reviews > Marriage of Inconvenience > Status Update

I’m a the verge of a mental breakdown so thanks Penny!

If I had the opportunity to chop my arms off right now I would do it in a heartbeat because it would be less painful than dealing with these big bites. And you might say Emily stop being dramatic yeah well my one bite is the size of a baseball right now and I’m feeling an itching burning from my wrist to my shoulder so I think I earned the write to be a little dramatic. It’s so painful I can’t even read rn

I just want to get to the part where they get married

Side note Goodreads formatting ruined my beautiful stick figure so it’s on site buddy. Your days are numbered

So what I’m gunna do now is freak the freak out!
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You know I thought to myself do I want to start beard science or marriage of inconvenience? And then I thought you know what? I have a raging headache I’m going to do whatever the heck I want and read both!🫳
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Anyway, so that’s what I’m doing.
As a side note this may be a subconscious cry for help. Anyway

I finished and once again it was a masterpiece 😌🤌✨
I’m definitely reading another one soon and it will either be Greg and Fiona, Jen and Cletus, or Duane and Jess. I don’t know maybe all three, who knows. I have literally no control of it.

“By he was a wee little adorable Marblehead.”
I don’t know why this line is so funny to me but it is hilarious.

It will be a blood bath when I find Denis because as a 27 year old man you don’t get to marry a 17 year old girl just so she’ll raise your wedlock baby. And THEN get her pregnant with at least three other kids. And THEN cheat on her for who knows how long. And THEN leave her to take care of all four kids. And THEN has the audacity to say I’m tired of trying to force myself to love you. Safe to say I hate him

If you ever hear me say “oh jeez, by golly. What’ll I do?” This is why. It’s all Daniel fault.