Kael’s Reviews > Beowulf > Status Update

“yes I mean -I may have bathed in the blood of beasts, netted five foul ogres at once, smashed my way into a troll den and come out swinging, gone skinny-dipping in a sleeping sea and made sashimi of some sea monsters.
Anyone who fucks with the Geats? Bro, they have to fuck with me.”

This is so good 😂