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"Colon’s body, which in many respects was considerably more intelligent than the mind it had to carry around, took over."

"Nothing supernatural had ‘Zaz Ys A Wonker’ scrawled on it."

"Only crimes could take place in darkness. Punishment had to be done in the light."

"When you've made up your mind to shout out who you are to the world, it's a relief to know that you can do it in a whisper."

”There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.”

“What a mess the world was in, Vimes reflected. Constable Visit had told him the meek would inherit it, and what had the poor devils done to deserve *that*?”

”It was Carrot who'd suggested to the Patrician that hardened criminals should be given the chance to 'serve the community' by redecorating the homes of the elderly, lending a new terror to old age and, given Ankh-Morpork's crime rate, leading to at least one old lady having her front room wallpapered so many times in six months that now she could only get in sideways.”