Nate McGinnis’s Reviews > The Holy Bible: King James Version > Status Update

mostly rules (Leviticus and numbers). The famous ones are all here (no homosexuality, non-Israelite slaves are permissible, etc.) also zany ones, though, like “don’t have sex w/ a woman on her period” (Leviticus 15) or “only take women virgins as POWs” (numbers 31). And the reason they were fighting those people (the midianites) is bc the Israeli men were “seduced” by their “harlots!” Suspicious!

Hilarious stuff. Abraham talks god down from 50 good people being in sodom to like 10 to avoid destruction, and then when the angels come down to search for them, the WHOLE CITY attempts to SA the angels. When Moses and Aaron try to free the slaves, they use a staff to make a snake. The king of Egypt, instead of panicking, has his mages make TWO SNAKES. And then, Moses’ snake EATS the other two. Wtf is the point