ellie’s Reviews > A Court of Thorns and Roses > Status Update

"i don't like my belongings being tampered with" uh uh absolutely not i hate this

second use of "my bowels turned watery" so shoot me

this is so so weird

this dialogue is sooooo *insert choking-self gif here*

no way the main plot of this book is "come live with me or die" what is this? 2012 wattpad???