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"Machines are stealing our jobs!" But it's philosophers trying to turn off the super computer that will tell people the meaning of life. "No, we won't have any work to do!!"

"Look", said Arthur, "would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

Arthur ideal fish out of water protagonist. He's so done he's losing his shit he has no idea what's going on he's losing his mind

"(Arthur guessed (quite wrongly)"

This guy altered his own brains to the point that he gets these wild achievements but doesn't even remember wanting them in the first place, he just does them because he doesn't have any capacity for comprehending his own desires. And then he finds out that HE WAS THE ONE WHO DID IT? Because HIS INITIALS ARE BURNED INTO HIS BRAIN? WHAT THE FUCK?

[comedy comedy comedy Psychological Torment] WHAT

This guy is the classic brainless "charming" asshole politician-type (except he's a genius) and then he goes "yeah lol I keep doing miraculously clever things and not remembering why I even did them it's like I'm disconnected from my own mind. Ends up my brain has been altered, and I was the one who did it. Anyway" EXCUSE ME ??

The computer on a ship singing you'll never walk alone as the captain yells at it to shut up and nobody can pilot the ship because none of them learned how

A robot that is aware that it exists and doesn't like it at all is Wonderful
Poor Marvin the depressed robot

Douglas Adams writes the stupidest funniest shit in such a matter of fact tone

Oh hey, the "space is really big" quote

'"Resistance is useless!" shouted the Vogon guard. It was the first phrase he'd learned when he joined the Guard Corps'
Insert anti cop comment here.