Emily Van Wyk’s Reviews > Final Destination 4: Dead Man's Hand > Status Update

Oh my God she did NOT just bite this man's penis off 😰 my legs are CLENCHED just reading this

Okay I take it back, Allie is a good visionary 😒 This FBI subplot is annoying though. Why would she have anything to do with the elevator if she was crying and begging for everyone to get off? And wouldn't they be able to see that repairs were made on that same elevator recently??? Anyways let the bodies hit the floooooor

Genuinely feel like Tom or Warren should've been the visionary because Allie is barely tolerable imo lol but anyways, I am getting impatient for the vision bc how am I almost half way through and nothing has happened yet???

"after all, who'd ever think sharing a seat on a rollercoaster could wind up changes two lives, just like that?" Okay, reheating fd3's nachos a little there 😏

Okay how big are this man's balls if they're able to stop him from falling???