Elijah Manuel’s Reviews > Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda > Status Update
Elijah Manuel
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eww did nick and abby fuck 😭 and they basically admitted it to
“well well well i guess you guys didnt miss me too much on friday” PLSSSSS STOP SOTPSOROSOTPAOTPSOTPSOTOSOTOSOTPDOOTPY
— Jun 24, 2025 06:33PM
“well well well i guess you guys didnt miss me too much on friday” PLSSSSS STOP SOTPSOROSOTPAOTPSOTPSOTOSOTOSOTPDOOTPY
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Elijah Manuel
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are you kidding me? im upset bc no way abby is blaming simon for him getting blackmailed?? its not like he had a choice bro like what?
pmo…
— Jun 24, 2025 06:52PM
pmo…
Elijah Manuel
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PRINGLE AND FINN REFERENCE? “gay book about penguins”
— Jun 24, 2025 03:20PM
Elijah Manuel
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“I’m not holding your hand”
“Okay, but just know that I would.”
Aw Nick and Simon 💖 Love their friendship
Omg so simon is officially out bc Monkey’s Asshole had to go and make that goddamn tumblr post omfg
— Jun 24, 2025 02:30PM
“Okay, but just know that I would.”
Aw Nick and Simon 💖 Love their friendship
Omg so simon is officially out bc Monkey’s Asshole had to go and make that goddamn tumblr post omfg
Elijah Manuel
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oh great so. i literally only made two more pages than where i just had beeb and i had to turn the light off bc my parents are driving so im using my phone light to read and its at like 4% 😞
but he is currently JERKING OFF bc the email turned him on <3333 HELPEE MEIEMEMMEEM
— Jun 23, 2025 10:00PM
but he is currently JERKING OFF bc the email turned him on <3333 HELPEE MEIEMEMMEEM
Elijah Manuel
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help my past status update was also about sex but omg they talk about it alot LMAOOO
Blue just said through an email “I also like to imagine you now fantasizing about sex. I can’t believe I just wrote that. I can’t believe I’m hitting send.” PLEASE 😰😰😰 ESTOY VERY SCARED AMIGOS IM LITERALLY IN THE CAR WITH MY PARENTS AND ITS GETTING UNHOLY. FAST. SIMON IS CURENTLY IN BED WITH AN ERECTION
— Jun 23, 2025 09:57PM
Blue just said through an email “I also like to imagine you now fantasizing about sex. I can’t believe I just wrote that. I can’t believe I’m hitting send.” PLEASE 😰😰😰 ESTOY VERY SCARED AMIGOS IM LITERALLY IN THE CAR WITH MY PARENTS AND ITS GETTING UNHOLY. FAST. SIMON IS CURENTLY IN BED WITH AN ERECTION
Elijah Manuel
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP HAVING HETEROSEXUAL SEX PLS 😭😭😭😭
— Jun 23, 2025 08:11PM
Elijah Manuel
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[ “Israel? They’re from Russia.”
So I guess you learn something new everyday, because I really thought Jewish people came from Israel. ]
😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Jun 23, 2025 07:34PM
So I guess you learn something new everyday, because I really thought Jewish people came from Israel. ]
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Elijah Manuel
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JUST FINISHED FIRST CHAPTER IN THE CAR!! WOOHOO!! the book is very pretty i like the texture on the cover and the color of the pages on the side :) apparently this is the deluxe edition—whatever that means, i dont know if it has to do with the design of the book or what— but enjoyable book so far loll tbh i dont really like simons careless attitude very much right now but im sure he’ll grow on me
— Jun 23, 2025 04:16PM

