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Holy shit, I intensely dislike every single sentence (that's a generous term) in this book so far.

Send help, I'm in a reading randomly based on recommendations downhill slide.

And I think… so much, actually.


What does that even mean?!

What do words mean. What is punctuation. Full sentences and thoughts, what are those? Who cares.

Banana.
Jun 26, 2025 11:04PM
Ripe & Ready (Friction Fiction #1)

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Smutty  Sully "My whole body locks up. My brain short-circuits. I can’t do this. I cannot sleep next to him. I cannot lie in that bed, breathe the same air, feel the heat radiating off his perfect jungle-god body, and not combust. That’s not sleeping. That’s emotional waterboarding."

Send help.


message 2: by Amy (new)

Amy Mango This is the funniest shit I’ve read in a while😭


message 3: by Brooke (new)

Brooke Jungle-god body is a new one for me lmao


message 4: by Pão (new)

Pão Pão How do people fuck up so bad on the first page? xD


Drache.... (Angelika) I saw this earlier on my feed but couldn't get over the cover, lol. So, sorry, can't help :)


message 6: by Sandy (new)

Sandy Kay 😂😂🍌


message 7: by Evie (new)

Evie I'm so glad someone I know is reading this cause I am instantly curious but didn't want to be the poor person who caved and read it 😂😂


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