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Katie
is 60% done
THE SLOWNESS OF PLEASURE: probably my least favorite, the most vague
NO TEARS: Johnson and Johnson, no tears. I thought this one was absurd and funny. 🐦⬛😢
THE CONTINIOUS EQUALITY OF THE CIRCUMFRENCE: ⭕️⭕️
A HOLE HIDES A HOUSE: sort of like if Hansel in gretel were in hell 🏠🕳️
HELL: 🪶
ARCHITECTURE: not sure I understood this one! ⛪️
— Jun 27, 2025 07:43PM
NO TEARS: Johnson and Johnson, no tears. I thought this one was absurd and funny. 🐦⬛😢
THE CONTINIOUS EQUALITY OF THE CIRCUMFRENCE: ⭕️⭕️
A HOLE HIDES A HOUSE: sort of like if Hansel in gretel were in hell 🏠🕳️
HELL: 🪶
ARCHITECTURE: not sure I understood this one! ⛪️
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Katie
is 99% done
MARY CARMINUM: “I think I’m in the mood to clap” FUCK- reads like Mona awad but more depressing (those turn out okay, this def does not)
THE SOLITARY ONES: 🚂 (jesus that was creepy) (stay in the fucking car)
— Jun 27, 2025 07:43PM
THE SOLITARY ONES: 🚂 (jesus that was creepy) (stay in the fucking car)
Katie
is 60% done
THE WOLFS BREATH: who’s going to kill you!!
Teicher vs. nietzsche: okay that was fucking insane, I’m sort of obsessed ⚽️🐈⬛
THE DEAD: 🌑 (this sort of freaked me out but you gotta talk to kids about what the fuck is going on)
ELENA-MARIE SANDOZ: every bricking sorry I’m like this can’t be as fucked up at the last time and then it IS and more 📩🎬🎥
— Jun 27, 2025 07:42PM
Teicher vs. nietzsche: okay that was fucking insane, I’m sort of obsessed ⚽️🐈⬛
THE DEAD: 🌑 (this sort of freaked me out but you gotta talk to kids about what the fuck is going on)
ELENA-MARIE SANDOZ: every bricking sorry I’m like this can’t be as fucked up at the last time and then it IS and more 📩🎬🎥
Katie
is 39% done
PERFECT SYMMETRY: ope! 🍳🔪
(it’s pretty cool to me how different the characters are in these stories by age, gender, place, etc while still having a common theme of horror and they still so so clearly all tie together)
— Jun 13, 2025 09:15AM
(it’s pretty cool to me how different the characters are in these stories by age, gender, place, etc while still having a common theme of horror and they still so so clearly all tie together)
Katie
is 31% done
DISHWASHER: women be shopping! the Valium prescription thing made me gasp out loud!
— Jun 13, 2025 09:14AM
Katie
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ANITA AND HAPPINESS: I had fun with this one also. Pretty sick how it could be read as a desperate man trying to comprehend how a woman could possibly cheat on him OR a weird sci fi story 👽
— Jun 13, 2025 09:13AM
Katie
is 19% done
Candy pink: oh FUCK 🔫 (sort of feels like an excerpt from a Mona Awad book, but Mona Awad after dark) (needless to say I loved it)
— Jun 13, 2025 09:12AM
Katie
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A LIGHT, SWIFT, AND MONSTROUS SOUND
this is the second short story I have read about an incredibly fucked up patio!!!
— Jun 09, 2025 06:43PM
this is the second short story I have read about an incredibly fucked up patio!!!

