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LOLOL! That gif is killing me! I can't quit watching it :)

The judges will love it Willow how could they not?

Where is the pre-order link?

Now I can't get Gangnam style out of my head thanks Willow xx

Well done Deborah :) I didn't even know that's where the gif was from.

Nikki "The Crazie Betty" V. wrote: "LOLOL! That gif is killing me! I can't quit watching it :)"

Me too!! I was looking for the perfect WTF animation and found some awesome ones...but this one: bang on for this challenge!

I was freakin the foo out when I got my opponent's first chapter...MC was an 18 yr old nerdie dude with Daddy issues and some special powers?? Um...

Sorry you're probably stuck on Gangnam now.

Deborah wrote: "The judges will love it Willow how could they not?"

Thanks, Halo!! I hope so :))

And sorry about the brain worm....sorta *blink blink*

Reader4Life (This One does not have time for your solid waste excretions) wrote: "Where is the pre-order link."

R4L - not sure if there's a pre-order yet. At the end of the challenge, when my opponent and I agree that the book is finished, it will be edited and released. I think there's a sign up for readers and judges though on the website. And there's an erotica-only challenge starting that I'm not entering (too much on my plate unfortunately).

Climb on board R4L :))

bwahahaha!

Heather wrote: "bwahahaha!"

OMG - Heather. I think you'd love this challenge *shove shove shove into the arena*

Willow wrote: "Heather wrote: "bwahahaha!"

OMG - Heather. I think you'd love this challenge *shove shove shove into the arena*"

lol, you can't set me up for temptation like that, it brings out my dark side.

And your point is????

Congrats Willow! You totally got this!
Just add some darkness, lots of sex and a little gore! That gif (Lol) and I'm so loving that line; “I’m yours. Your whore, your holes, yours to do with as you please.”

Have you heard the song 'Lady Humps'? Because I am hearing that in my head on repeat but 'lady humps' are 'lady holes'.

I can't get 'your holes' out of my head. Damn you!

LOLOLOL! Yeah I definitely need to read this when it's done :)

JESSICA wrote: "Congrats Willow! You totally got this!
Just add some darkness, lots of sex and a little gore! That gif (Lol) and I'm so loving that line; “I’m yours. Your whore, your holes, yours to do with as yo..."

Thanks, Jess. I love your spank-emojis :))) I'm trying to add some darkness and gore for you. I have wicked plans *clapping*

Tink Magoo is bad at reviews wrote: "Have you heard the song 'Lady Humps'? Because I am hearing that in my head on repeat but 'lady humps' are 'lady holes'.

I can't get 'your holes' out of my head. Damn you!"

TINK!!! OMG -- I was literally thinking of you when I wrote that..no that is not nearly as strangeballs as it sounds. I swear!

I was thinking back to our comments about the strange names for body parts and how I'd promised to throw some wacky ones into my next story...well, this is the story that seems to fit this oh-so-well heeheehee. I didn't remember the specific ones we had though, so 'holes' was just the start. I gotta tell ya - I love the whole scene around that line too :))

Nikki "The Crazie Betty" V. wrote: "LOLOLOL! Yeah I definitely need to read this when it's done :)"

Nik...I'm not so sure this morning...I got the 3rd chapter back from my opponent. I'm flummoxed now. It's just...filled with not the good kind of holes hahahaha

I'm trying to work some magic though...keep your toes crossed for me!

Do your thing Willow! I have complete faith in you :) Though I'm sure you're probably driving your opponent bat-shit crazy. MLOL!!!

Nikki "The Crazie Betty" V. wrote: "Do your thing Willow! I have complete faith in you :) Though I'm sure you're probably driving your opponent bat-shit crazy. MLOL!!!"

I was thinking the same thing maybe the reason there's holes is because the opponent was traumatised that the little YA read isn't YA anymore.

Nikki "The Crazie Betty" V. wrote: "Do your thing Willow! I have complete faith in you :) Though I'm sure you're probably driving your opponent bat-shit crazy. MLOL!!!"

I think I am...poor dear *sniggle* I'm about to write my first ever M/M and just to spice that up...I'm including a DaddyDom too ;)

OMG I can't wait.

Deborah wrote: "...maybe the reason there's holes is because the opponent was traumatised that the little YA read isn't YA anymore..."

I should probably feel guilty...Naaaahhhh.

No don't your dare, you spice that shit up honey and keep us readers awake.

Ooo try and get 'Tallywacker' in there

Now that's a good one and a challenge.

Tink Magoo is bad at reviews wrote: "Ooo try and get 'Tallywacker' in there"

Dude! I will Tallywacker all over this shit baby!!!! Deb knows me too well...a challenge and me==peas n carrots.

Deborah wrote: "No don't your dare, you spice that shit up honey and keep us readers awake."

I'm sorry...I'd fallen asleep during the reading of my opponent's chapter....not really. I was cringing and crying and trying to figure out how to fill the holes. Cuz ya know I'm all about the holes :))))

I like the idea of the whole thing, but surely it could be a complete disaster (though highly entertaining for us).

Tink Magoo is bad at reviews wrote: "I like the idea of the whole thing, but surely it could be a complete disaster (though highly entertaining for us)."

Hilarious for us holes and all.

I'll be the puckered rosebud hole

Ok then.

You have to admit it's better than being a baggy hole . I'm just going to stop talking now. Awkward

Excuse me two of my children came through the sunroof, baggy hole?
The cheek of it :))

What exactly is authorvsauthor & what did you enter W?

Bgurl (don't h8 me cuz I'm honestful) wrote: "What exactly is authorvsauthor & what did you enter W?"

The twilight zone.

Bgurl (don't h8 me cuz I'm honestful) wrote: "What exactly is authorvsauthor & what did you enter W?"

Bgurl (don't h8 me cuz I'm honestful) wrote: "What exactly is authorvsauthor & what did you enter W?"

B - It's an NBA-like line up of authors going head-to-head on a story. Authors are paired off randomly and then one is picked to go first. For this match up, I went second, so I had to continue the story that my opponent started with the first chapter. If I win this match, then I move ahead and go against a new author with a new story that we create together, and so on until there's only one author left.

I was really thrown for a loop with the first chapter I received -- I don't really play well with YA and I've not tried PNR before. Although Ashley was always trying to get me to write in that subgenre.

I have no idea what I'm doing, but it's fun so far. I think you can sign up on the website to receive the chapters/stories when they're released, but I don't really know about any of that yet.

Tink Magoo is bad at reviews wrote: "You have to admit it's better than being a baggy hole . I'm just going to stop talking now. Awkward"

I am going to politely decline the use of 'baggy hole' in this story, Tink. But I did want to let you know that my latest chapter included these lines....

“Did you just say Tallywacker?”

John laughed harder. “What? No good? What do you want me to call it—the hammer, manmeat, junk, sperm-splasher, cumnozzle?”

Go ahead and add baggy to your list of words you're not allowed to use in your writing. It's getting mighty long, Doc--turgid, tumescent, ooze, viscous, and now baggy.
Disclaimer: this is not an exhaustive list. I reserve the right to add to the above list at any time and without advance notice. JS

Oh, I love sperm-splasher. That's a new one for me. Have you got any puckered rosebuds in there? They're everywhere at the moment.

I wonder what your partner thought.

'Q' aka CoCo wrote: "Go ahead and add baggy to your list of words you're not allowed to use in your writing. It's getting mighty long, Doc--turgid, tumescent, ooze, viscous, and now baggy.
Disclaimer: this is not an ex..."

duly noted and inscribed to the archives.

But the debate is still on for 'gunky' ;)

Tink Magoo is bad at reviews wrote: "Oh, I love sperm-splasher. That's a new one for me. Have you got any puckered rosebuds in there? They're everywhere at the moment.

I wonder what your partner thought."

Sperm-splasher was my fave too, Tink!! I'm not sure if I made it up, but I gotta think that someone somewhere has used it...

Ya know - I had 'rosebud' in there (I was thinkin of ya)...but it didn't fit with the character that would've been the one using it. I'm sure there will be an opportunity down the dark passage I'm taking this story though heeheehee I went with the tried-n-true 'butthole' instead ;)

I have no idea what the other author thinks so far! The second chapter I got back was a little strange - full of some plot holes I had to fix. But I'm good with filling holes...

Always with the hole filling :D

I cannot wait to (hopefully) read the end product. Buttholes and all.

Tell me you're joking, and the debate is not still on for gunky!
And I was super partial to cumnozzle myself :))) I like rosebud too--always makes me giggle--butt (hehe) it screams feminine to me???

I admit defeat and have degunked the line :((

I agree - rosebud is more feminine -- it's why it wouldn't have worked in the context of the scene. But I will keep a (brown) eye open for future opportunities to *dump* into the story. heehee

Tink Magoo is bad at reviews wrote: "Always with the hole filling :D

I cannot wait to (hopefully) read the end product. Buttholes and all."

Tink - I don't know what the rules are for this thing, but I will get you a copy...A muse should always receive a freebie copy :)))

Willow wrote: "I admit defeat and have degunked the line :((

I agree - rosebud is more feminine -- it's why it wouldn't have worked in the context of the scene. But I will keep a (brown) eye open for future oppo..."

I like what you did there. And just slyly sneak me a copy. No one ever has to know.

Tink Magoo is bad at reviews wrote: "No one ever has to know."

*gasp* Rulebreaker ;)

And yay for degunking!! Happy day!