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Oscar Wilde reference 🥹

"'Nonsense.Syphilis is a myth. It's Greek, I think--everyone has heard of the myth of syphilis.'
'That's the Myth of Sisyphus.'"

"'Madame, I am not little,' said Henri. 'In fact, there are parts of me--'"

"The two were curled up like battling twin fetuses facing off for in utero fisticuffs."

"She's both a clown AND a lesbian. At the same time!" Henri you are very silly

i think renoir might like big butts guys idk tho

"'I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred."

this book is so immediately interesting and funny like hello a book abt the colour blue yk what heck yeah