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Eden Woolworth
is on page 279 of 368
I swear every fucking book where a woman is in pain during her first time is written by a man. She showed him how best to touch her beforehand, and she’s still uncomfy?
Brother, if she knew how best to touch herself, and could show someone else that, she’d absolutely be wet enough for this not to hurt.
Tell me you’ve never made a woman wet without telling me.
— Jul 05, 2025 01:34AM
Brother, if she knew how best to touch herself, and could show someone else that, she’d absolutely be wet enough for this not to hurt.
Tell me you’ve never made a woman wet without telling me.
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Eden Woolworth
is on page 344 of 368
I swear to god, if he gets a “vision quest” from the snake venom, I’m committing some type of crime.
— Jul 05, 2025 02:44AM
Eden Woolworth
is on page 344 of 368
You know he’s a bad protagonist when the thought of him dying from a snake bite excites me.
— Jul 05, 2025 02:41AM
Eden Woolworth
is on page 311 of 368
A few days into this marriage and he’s already being an emotionally abusive asshole. Great.
— Jul 05, 2025 02:10AM
Eden Woolworth
is on page 306 of 368
“Once he passed gas quite musically.”
Bitch, what?
But also, see my point about comedy, Kenneth?
— Jul 05, 2025 02:04AM
Bitch, what?
But also, see my point about comedy, Kenneth?
Eden Woolworth
is on page 300 of 368
THE DAMP HAIR OF HER UNDERARMS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
— Jul 05, 2025 01:58AM
Eden Woolworth
is on page 299 of 368
“Because now the pain was fading, and I was beginning to recognize the pleasurable tightening, the spreading heat I sometimes gave myself, only this time it was more urgent, and much, much better.”
Consult a woman next time, dude. This shit is so false.
— Jul 05, 2025 01:57AM
Consult a woman next time, dude. This shit is so false.
Eden Woolworth
is on page 283 of 368
Oppel, you should try comedies.
“Can we be orphans if we have each other?” followed by Rachel’s flat “Yes” is so stupidly funny. The dick tap. Manacling the fathers together. Stop trying to write serious stuff because you suck at it.
— Jul 05, 2025 01:48AM
“Can we be orphans if we have each other?” followed by Rachel’s flat “Yes” is so stupidly funny. The dick tap. Manacling the fathers together. Stop trying to write serious stuff because you suck at it.
Eden Woolworth
is on page 283 of 368
STOP TALKING ABOUT NATIVE CULTURE, WHITE BOY
— Jul 05, 2025 01:40AM
Eden Woolworth
is on page 283 of 368
Cartland flicking him in the dick is kinda hilarious, not gonna lie.
— Jul 05, 2025 01:38AM
Eden Woolworth
is on page 266 of 368
I’m such a sap that I can admit the proposal and the plan to strike out on their own is cute, but it is so soured by everything else that has happened. I’m so bummed.
— Jul 05, 2025 01:20AM
