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“My life is cosmic joke and you’re not a real person,”

'2021 SCB. BAC CHZ GR ON A1.'

'2021 South Colorado Boulevard.'
'Bacon cheeseburger, grilled onions, A1 Sauce.'

thats the worst code ever in history

Bea seizes the pot of tea from the center of the table and dumps it into his lap. “Oh, I’m terribly sorry, Pip!” she says, grabbing him by the shoulders and shoving him, sputtering and yelping, toward the door. “So dreadfully clumsy. You know, I think all that cocaine I did must have really done a job on my reflexes! Let’s go get you cleaned up, shall we?”

'She (Zahra) seems confident Shaan will agree to it and willing to physically overpower him if not.'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW the way Henry writes

He snatches a shirt and boxers at random from the floor, shoves them at Henry’s chest, and points him toward the closet. “Get in there.”

“Quite,” he observes.

'Alex’s is a lurid teal and says HOE DAMERON'

“You have so much in you, it’s almost impossible to match it. But he’s your match, dumbass.”

“The desire to trot it out as one of our greatest literary achievements does not preclude the fact that Bram Stoker was gay as the day is long, and that Dracula is essentially a work of queer erotica. If anything, that makes the book even more important!”

"And then you are going to come to the East Bedroom on the second floor at eleven o’clock tonight, and I am going to do very bad things to you, and if you fucking ghost me again, I’m going to get you put on a fucking no-fly list. Got it?”

good save the queen