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"We have been residents here for the blink of an eye. If we are gone tomorrow, the earth will not miss us."
— Jul 06, 2025 03:54PM
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Calder Wood
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I feel like Hammond is gonna survive and that’s bullshit. Where the heck is the T-Rex when you need her? 🦖
— Jul 07, 2025 03:32AM
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"You know what’s wrong with scientific power?" Malcom said. "It’s a form of inherited wealth. And you know what assholes congenitally rich people are. It never fails."
Hammond said, "What is he talking about?"
— Jul 02, 2025 06:51AM
Hammond said, "What is he talking about?"
Calder Wood
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Seeing the original Gennaro character, I’m really starting to understand just how much Spielberg hated lawyers to transform him into what he becomes in the film.
— Jun 24, 2025 03:42PM
Calder Wood
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"Sick people aren’t going to pay a thousand dollars a dose for needed medication - they won’t be grateful, they’ll be outraged."
"Personally, I would never help mankind."
"…nothing is going to stop me from opening Jurassic Park to all the children of the world." He chuckled. "Or, at least, to the rich ones…"
Goddamn, Hammond is in his fucking villain era. Def not the nice, naïve grandpa of the movie.
— Jun 24, 2025 05:09AM
"Personally, I would never help mankind."
"…nothing is going to stop me from opening Jurassic Park to all the children of the world." He chuckled. "Or, at least, to the rich ones…"
Goddamn, Hammond is in his fucking villain era. Def not the nice, naïve grandpa of the movie.
Calder Wood
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« You know, at times like this one feels, well, perhaps extinct animals should be left extinct. Don’t you have that feeling now? »
« Yes, » Grant said.
I let out an audible « Fuck » when the real raptor count popped up. Shiiiiiiiiiit. 😬
— Jun 23, 2025 02:00PM
« Yes, » Grant said.
I let out an audible « Fuck » when the real raptor count popped up. Shiiiiiiiiiit. 😬

