Ally Currens’s Reviews > Next to Heaven > Status Update

Honestly I’m so torn if I should dnf or not. I’m super into the plot, but the writing is the worst thing I’ve ever experienced. The grammar and run on sentences are annoying, the description of women and the way they think is incredibly surface level. And maybe the worst offense of all…. Calling men’s genitals “yogurt cannons” and referring to semen as “coconut cream”. Straight to jail