emily’s Reviews > A Crowded Marriage > Status Update

ALEX AND KATE??? WHAT????

okay so i was rooting for this but now i feel bad 😐😐

SHES PREGNANT??

HAHAHAH THE HEADMASTER INSTEAD

why do i lowkey want pat endgame ..

AINT NO WAY HANNAHS GIVING BIRTH AND SHE DIDNF KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT??

okay so i actually think pat is really funny 😭

okay so she nearly killed all the cows in the south of england by accident and poor rufus is getting bullied😕

Shut my eyes tight. “Right,” I said quietly. “Right. OK. Fine. You’re coming home now, I take it?”
“Well, Eleanor’s asked us for kitchen supps. They’ve got a brace of
pheasants from the freezer so—”
“COME HOME NOW AND FUCK THE PHEASANT!”
There was a long silence.
“Right,” he said eventually. “I won’t do the latter, if it’s all the same to
you, but I’ll be back shortly.”
😭😭