Maryel’s Reviews > When a Scot Ties the Knot > Status Update

that “Were I a bird…” poem bit was so “I Wanna Be Yours” by Arctic Monkeys coded

the audacity of this man to blackmail Maddie! god forbid a girl has hobbies

‘Maddie had given her Scottish officer a brave, honorable, and entirely fictional death. She’d worn black for a full year, then gray thereafter.’

i admire her for staying consistent to her bs! 💀

i just want to know who the fuck sent her letters? that was so Lara Jean of her. maybe i should start doing this too, manifest myself a boyfriend who’ll literally show himself on my doorstep!