chad’s Reviews > Ruthless Fae > Status Update

BLUELANCE FIRST KISS IM UP

“then stop looking at me like that”
“then stop looking back, lance”
just did 10 backflips and landed in a pool of money goodnight

all lance did was give darcy some water and i just got hella buzz. GIVE ME MORE!

bluelance is abt to summon their inner romitrism and i am going to eat everything up