angry axolotl’s Reviews > Holy Wrath > Status Update

I'm really loving this so far, but I think I'm gonna put it on hold for now and wait until my physical copy arrives. My phone is such a goddamn distraction right now, it's not even funny.

“She needs to bathe to prevent infection. I know she is our enemy, but I volunteered to be present, to protect her modesty.”

Keep telling yourself that.

"The ritual is a promise to our Lord—that, like His faithful siblings, He may devour His congregation should the need arise."

So the author took Catholicism and dialed the whatthefuckery up to 1000. Love that!!
...but how did Ophelia think she could pray the gay away when she's horny, like, half the time? xD