Freddie the Know-it-all’s Reviews > Contrary Pleasure > Status Update

Reading JDM is like reading Facebook posts. Like reading what old women write. Just do a find+replace for "hot chick" to "the grandkids".

I haven't been able to read for days now. This slop-poster has ruined reading for me.

I can't tell you how dull this is. Who's the fool who ever invented writing and books? What a waste of time.

It's hard to believe. I've been reading since I was 3; it's always been my main entertainment. And this jackass has actually put me off reading. I'm gonna have to get a TV and watch all the Happy Days (ABC, 1974-1984) re-runs. I hate reading now.