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Serhiy is 37% done

Maybe if she smiled for the picture, she wouldn't be rejected....

— Jul 16, 2025 05:59AM

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Serhiy is 94% done

Should have seen a shitpost coming....

— Jul 19, 2025 02:51PM

Serhiy is 66% done

I am ill! I am chill! I am phat! I am fly! I am clutch! I am fetch! I am a bad betch! I am based! I am bae! I am slay! I am cray! I am a whole snack! I am a real G! I am a hot mess! I am the coldest to ever do it! I am mother! I am zaddy! I AM SASHA FIERCE!!!!!!!!!

— Jul 17, 2025 04:54PM

Serhiy is 56% done

The third story is a whole Stanley Kubrick production...🤤💦🤣

— Jul 16, 2025 01:40PM

Serhiy is 37% done

Starting to see a theme here....

— Jul 15, 2025 05:37PM

Serhiy is on page 20 of 272

I am not sure how I feel after the first story.

— Jul 14, 2025 06:33PM