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"Pandora, Gryffindors are notorious for acting without thinking," Regulus
reminds her dryly. "They're reckless; it's their thing. It causes unnecessary
drama. Just cut through the stupid shit and resolve the issue before there is
one."

"I think you're going to have to obliviate me," Pandora announces sternly,
pivoting to face Regulus. "None of this makes sense, and I don't understand
it."

"Alright," Regulus says, lifting his wand.

"I can always count on you," Pandora says with a sigh of relief, because to
her, memory alteration is a sign of true friendship.

Regulus continues, nodding. "We all get jealous. Not me, of
course. I'm above such things."

"You're perpetually jealous of your own brother."

"I take it back, I'm letting you die alone."

Regulus continues, nodding. "We all get jealous. Not me, of
course. I'm above such things."

"You're perpetually jealous of your own brother."

"I take it back, I'm letting you die alone."

"You're my best friend! You're supposed to be the one person I can count on
to help me with these things!" Pandora complains.

"I'm not going to go around asking people how to flirt," Regulus says flatly.

"Please?"

"No."

"So, you want me to die alone and miserable."

"You won't die alone. I'll be there to watch."

"If that was meant to be comforting—"

"It wasn't," Regulus cuts in.

I CANNOT WITH THESE TWO-

regulus and pandora are THE neurodivergent power duo 💪⚡

"This really isn't…my area." I'M HAVING BBC SHERLOCK FLASHBACKS