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Kim
is 27% done
Blessed be Millie, the grandmother of parishioners far and wide. She told Mr. super-horny-and-not-at-all-sane shepherd that he's too hot to be a priest (aka "what a waste" lol)
She's my lifeline in this book of depravity and misery. Priest boy should go see a therapist. And our FMC Miss Poppy Danforth is way too explicit during her confessions. Nobody needs to hear about you being fucked over a kitchen table, dear
— Jul 17, 2025 07:15AM
She's my lifeline in this book of depravity and misery. Priest boy should go see a therapist. And our FMC Miss Poppy Danforth is way too explicit during her confessions. Nobody needs to hear about you being fucked over a kitchen table, dear
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Kim
is 64% done
_Without preamble or prologue, I pushed a finger inside of her pussy (...)._
EWWW HE JUST SPEND HOURS EXERCISING AND DRINKING AND NOW SHOVED HIS DIRTY ASS FINGER UP HER (as he so eloquently put it) "PUSSY"
NASTYYYYY
[Also I feel like it takes me 10times longer to read this book because I've so many comments. Like every page something (or someone) new creeps up i have to scream about]
— Aug 17, 2025 11:14AM
EWWW HE JUST SPEND HOURS EXERCISING AND DRINKING AND NOW SHOVED HIS DIRTY ASS FINGER UP HER (as he so eloquently put it) "PUSSY"
NASTYYYYY
[Also I feel like it takes me 10times longer to read this book because I've so many comments. Like every page something (or someone) new creeps up i have to scream about]
Kim
is 61% done
_Since she hasn't agreed to my arrangement -yet- I wouldn't have minded if she'd been fucking someone. But falling in love with another man...well, I know Poppy and I know what kind of obstacle that would present._
EXCUSE YOU?????
OF COURSE MR "i like to treat women as property" STERLING HAVERFORD III IS ALSO A MASSIVE SCUMBAG
Also apparently he and priest boy are now "rivals". I don't like either of them help
— Aug 17, 2025 11:02AM
EXCUSE YOU?????
OF COURSE MR "i like to treat women as property" STERLING HAVERFORD III IS ALSO A MASSIVE SCUMBAG
Also apparently he and priest boy are now "rivals". I don't like either of them help
Kim
is 61% done
_She doesn't need you to defend her honor, Feminist Ally Tyler told me. But regular Tyler, the Irish American one who enjoyed fucking and whiskey and roaring obscenities at soccer games, didn't care._
FEMINIST ALLY TYLER AGAIN
Also apparently Irish people can't be feminists lol
It's like jekyll and Hyde, but one is feminist ally Tyler and the other Irish-american Tyler....
— Aug 17, 2025 10:52AM
FEMINIST ALLY TYLER AGAIN
Also apparently Irish people can't be feminists lol
It's like jekyll and Hyde, but one is feminist ally Tyler and the other Irish-american Tyler....
Kim
is 42% done
"I didn't want to go to feminist ally hell on top of the other hells I was destined for."
I'M SCREAMING
FEMINIST ALLY HELL?????? WTF????
— Jul 26, 2025 06:17AM
I'M SCREAMING
FEMINIST ALLY HELL?????? WTF????
Kim
is 32% done
Not church boy using the infamous "soaking is not real sex" excuse
Gods, I really really loath this book. But I also want to see how often he will refer to himself as "feminist ally" and think about his women's studies classes in college (so far he brought it up 4 times)
— Jul 17, 2025 08:00AM
Gods, I really really loath this book. But I also want to see how often he will refer to himself as "feminist ally" and think about his women's studies classes in college (so far he brought it up 4 times)
