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WHAT THE FUVK

Simon is so stupid

I'm gonna be very niche in my comment here but *insert Daniel Molloy mocking commentary about the telenovela-like plot going on when Louis and Armand were telling their story in interview with the vampire season 2*

The Italian wars are such a confusing clusterfuck

OK BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OSTRICH

High key stressed out about when they'll announce it to the household

I'm sure this will have no negative consequences at all

Reading this just after Inventing the Renaissance is an exercise in DiCaprio Pointing Finger dot gif.

Ok where's Niccolo