Ian Kirkpatrick’s Reviews > The Hunt for Elsewhere > Status Update

Stop inserting weird sexual references into a children's book.

I was going to give this book a 3 star, but then it had dogs randomly talking about being fixed like it's a bad thing (in a children's book) and then at 54%, we have "compelled to stop in his tracks."

If a book utters that phrase, it loses a star. I don't make the rules.