Status Update

Ashley is finished

to paraphrase john cena announcing osama bin laden's assassination at wwe's 2011 extreme rules ppv, my time with this book has been caught and compromised to a permanent end.

— Jul 19, 2025 01:18PM

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Ashley’s Previous Updates

Ashley is 92% done

utterly devoid of any and all tension and that should be straight illegal considering the inspiration for this, my god.

— Jul 18, 2025 10:13PM

Ashley is 81% done

— Jul 15, 2025 09:05PM

Ashley is 54% done

the role of 100% supportive fiancee with no actual character or interiority but her presence weighs on the guilty conscience cm punk’s pursuit of drew mcintyre will be played by aj lee.

— Jul 06, 2025 08:02PM

Ashley is 48% done

motorhead reference in a book based on wwe wrestlers? when neither of them have had music by lemmy and co? can’t escape triple h terrorism even in the allegedly cozy book, what the fuck.

— Jul 05, 2025 10:13PM

Ashley is 38% done

you ever make the mistake of going to an author's instagram and exponentially more judgmental"

— Jul 02, 2025 04:31PM

Ashley is on page 38

you ever make the mistake of going to an author's instagram and exponentially more judgmental

— Jul 02, 2025 04:30PM

Ashley is 18% done

the author experienced cm punk and drew mcintyre’s wrestling blood feud in 2024 and said i gotta make them healthy, i gotta get them on antidepressants. we are not the same, GROW THE FUCK UP

— Jun 30, 2025 11:19PM