Maddie Heideman’s Reviews > Porno > Status Update

this book might just be 500 pages of boy gossip

i spend most of my waking hours afraid of franco begbie

this porn business is brutal man

i really should be going to the pharmacist for my pinkeye but i woke up and had to finish this chapter and Simon didnt disappoint

ohhhhhhhh we’re finally getting to the porn part okay yeah I guess I shouldve guessed

late update but I had to log on p. 174 that I think women think about hands in a slightly different way, Welsh

thank you to all my supporters who read my progress updates — this time we have a little hesitancy at Welsh’s first person female writing but also I rate the formation of a fuckboy female character

Oh yeah get into it