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"I hope you didn't come here expecting a baby shower because we've got too much shit to deal with at the moment."
"Don't say 'shit.'" Nancy pointed at me and then turned her attention to Uncle Luc. "Tell her she can't say 'shit' around my baby."
"Seriously?" I snorted. "The kid is literally the spawn of Satan, but nooo," - sarcasm, I had it - "let's not harm its unborn virgin ears!"
— Oct 10, 2016 07:53AM
"Don't say 'shit.'" Nancy pointed at me and then turned her attention to Uncle Luc. "Tell her she can't say 'shit' around my baby."
"Seriously?" I snorted. "The kid is literally the spawn of Satan, but nooo," - sarcasm, I had it - "let's not harm its unborn virgin ears!"
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"Fuck," I snarled. Fuck wasn't even strong enough of a word. Motherfucking cock smoking slit licking dick gobbling ass burglar.
Still not enough, but closer.
Ha. Creative curse combos. Love it.
— Oct 10, 2016 04:17PM
Still not enough, but closer.
Ha. Creative curse combos. Love it.
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"What's this about?"
"We can discuss it when you get here. School lets out at 3."
As if I didn't know what time my kid got out of school. I'd only forgotten him once.
Or twice.
Five times and that was it.
Me, if I had a spawn.
— Oct 07, 2016 04:35PM
"We can discuss it when you get here. School lets out at 3."
As if I didn't know what time my kid got out of school. I'd only forgotten him once.
Or twice.
Five times and that was it.
Me, if I had a spawn.
