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“When his infant body could hold out no longer, Cyrus would finally fall asleep, and then always wearing a perplexed, annoyed look on his face that seemed to ask, “Who thought of this?”
Honestly love the sleep rumination, and this final image is frankly too cute lol
— Jul 21, 2025 06:54AM
Honestly love the sleep rumination, and this final image is frankly too cute lol
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“The difference between wanting to not be alive and wanting to die.”
Omg he gets it :’) sadly relatable
— Dec 19, 2025 05:12PM
Omg he gets it :’) sadly relatable
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“You want to be a martyr?” Gabe asked, raising his eyebrows.
“I guess. Yeah, actually. Something like that.”
“Cyrus,” Gabe said, smiling, “you can’t even wash your own dirty clothes.”
Why is this so much funnier to me than expected
— Jun 01, 2025 03:58PM
“I guess. Yeah, actually. Something like that.”
“Cyrus,” Gabe said, smiling, “you can’t even wash your own dirty clothes.”
Why is this so much funnier to me than expected
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“Maybe you don’t believe God wants you to be happy? God, your mother, poetry, whatever. What makes you so special that everyone else deserves that < except > you?”
Got hit in the guts with this one
— Jun 01, 2025 03:54PM
Got hit in the guts with this one
