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Dina is 93% done

This whole storyline is held by Harry’s being insufferably Gryffindor. If Luna was the chosen one, Voldemort would’ve never come back—she’d be like nah not gonna go to that dark corridor, it’s probably filled with nargles apart from that giant dog..

— Jul 21, 2025 03:40PM

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)

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Dina is 94% done

I love that the main significance of Dumbledore for the portraits is that he brings drama 😆

— Jul 29, 2025 09:09AM

Dina is 86% done

I love how Grawp was like no English no English —until Hagrid is gone & he was like ja it’s time to make friends xD

— Jul 21, 2025 01:00PM

Dina is 81% done

It’s a huge plot hole that although they can’t conjure food, they can conjure animals and plants—what stops them from making up a salad from those?

— Jul 20, 2025 12:10PM

Dina is 76% done

Tbf maybe the mirror can’t communicate better than just showing a face then you need magical sign language. How come wizards can leave a peace of their soul in a diary but haven’t invented texting smh

— Jul 20, 2025 08:11AM

Dina is 74% done

I bet the only reason why they can’t eat around magical books—which lets face it likely have protective charms—is cos of Madam Pince’s possessive obsession with books 👀

— Jul 20, 2025 02:44AM

Dina is 72% done

I honestly don’t see much difference between James and Sirius and the Slytherin bullies —esp when Snape is a halfblood and they are both purebloods this looks real ugly

— Jul 17, 2025 08:22AM

Dina is 71% done

“WHEEEEEEEEE” 🎆 🌈

— Jul 17, 2025 07:53AM

Dina is 69% done

“…said Dumbledore pleasantly.” ^_^

— Jul 17, 2025 07:27AM

Dina is 69% done

Sweet Merlin’s pants Dean just asked if Hagrid bred him 😭😭😭 these muggle borns woke and chose violence

— Jul 16, 2025 09:30AM

Dina is 68% done

Years go by, governors change—and I’m still appalled at hermione calling Firenze a horse 😭