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“Have you ever been arrested before?” I asked Zee.
“Me? I’m so fucking offended right now. I am the epitome of good behavior. The model citizen. Sweet and innocent. The absolute⁠—”
“How many times?”
“Nine.”
“Nine?”
“Maybe ten.” He shrugged. “How was I supposed to know the hot cops in tight uniforms were actual officers?"

Lol Zodiac 😂