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"The cells that gave cat fur its colour slowly migrate down and around the body while a cat's embryo is developing. Felines come out having white feet, faces, chests and bellies when these cells didn't quite make it. Think of it as your cat printer ran out of ink."
— Jul 26, 2025 02:24AM
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Miele is American so I'm making allowances (although why did nobody proof-read this?) but her inability to use the past participle of the verb 'pet' is driving me insane! I am willing to bet she doesn't say 'texted' either!
— Sep 01, 2025 12:31AM
