Morgan’s Reviews > The Wreck of The River of Stars > Status Update

Her breasts. Really. You know we don’t look at our breasts as we breathe, right? Yeah, they’re there, BUT JUST SAY CHEST AND LEAVE THE GIRL’S BREASTS OUT OF IT.

NO. JUST. NO. STOP.

Well, at least now the diacritic in paprikás is going the right way.

This should be a tragic moment, and I’m trying not to laugh.

I swear if the ship cats die I will burn this book.

Truly, “two teens licking fruit cream off each other while a grown man watches pervertedly in the doorway” wasn’t on my bingo card for this book, but why am I surprised by this point.

Feeling alive again is like having sex.

Yeah, cool, great, thanks.

This half a page reads like actual space opera hard scifi. I might have found the point where the book becomes interesting. (And now waiting to see if I jinxed myself.)

“‘I see,’ he said, meaning he understood.”

When you mansplain your own writing….

Hot take: Grubb is the actual narrator because his story of the ship ghost includes the omniscient character explanations and miscommunications that clog up the rest of the text.