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"What’s the candle for?’
‘It’s scented. Sea mist. It smells like the beach. Mariella said it will relax
you.’
‘We’re at the beach. The air here already smells like the beach.’
‘Yes, but the scented candle version of the beach is supposed to more
relaxing.’
— Jul 28, 2025 11:16AM
‘It’s scented. Sea mist. It smells like the beach. Mariella said it will relax
you.’
‘We’re at the beach. The air here already smells like the beach.’
‘Yes, but the scented candle version of the beach is supposed to more
relaxing.’
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"— Hey
(too serious)
— Hi!
(too eager)
— Hey…
(too suggestive)
— Hi [smiling face emoji]
(completely desperate)
— Hey what’s up
(trying so hard it takes my breath away)
— Yo
(utterly, utterly ridiculous)
— Hello [Name]
(a robot would sound less formal)."
— Jul 28, 2025 12:03PM
(too serious)
— Hi!
(too eager)
— Hey…
(too suggestive)
— Hi [smiling face emoji]
(completely desperate)
— Hey what’s up
(trying so hard it takes my breath away)
— Yo
(utterly, utterly ridiculous)
— Hello [Name]
(a robot would sound less formal)."
phideɭia (inactive)
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"but the floor is too hard. I am not an animal, I cannot sleep like this"
🙄🙄🙄
— Jul 28, 2025 11:20AM
🙄🙄🙄
phideɭia (inactive)
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‘Well, that’s different. That’s Monopoly. The worst game in the world,’
for real 🙏
— Jul 28, 2025 07:09AM
for real 🙏
