Joycee’s Reviews > Scoring Her > Status Update

It had only been days, but it was human nature to fall into a habit, as if you’d be there forever, to find comfort in routine and regularity as a way to mimic your everyday life, the very life you were trying to escape by being on vacation.

I give you everything I am today and all I hope to be tomorrow.

Your breast milk doesn’t have lactose, you weirdo.

(The web claims: Lactose is the sugar in all mammalian milks.

The amount of lactose in breastmilk is independent of the mother’s consumption of lactose and hardly varies.

The quantity of lactase, the enzyme needed to breakdown the sugar, does vary.)

Obvious was one of those things that only existed in the eye of the beholder.

It seemed to me like some parents didn’t understand that a tantrum was sometimes necessary, kind of like their Facebook rant or girls’ night out tirade. The human kettle needed an outlet for some of that steam - it just had to evolve with age, wisdom, and experience.

I was completely impenetrable by insult and offense, thanks to sweet, sleeping baby force field in front of me.