Jami’s Reviews > The Two Towers > Status Update

I'm on the last chapter AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

we were ROBBED of book-Faramir!!!!!!!! i love Faramir in the movies, but he is kind of a stinker when he captures the hobbits. in the book he’s so sweet and gentle i am just absolutely in love with him.

1. i cried when sam professed his love to frodo while he watched him sleep AND THEN MADE HIM SOUP WITH HERBS HE FORAGED?? HIMSELF?? this chapter was so tender; the hobbits finding rest in the gardens of gondor, sam and gollum bantering about food, sam caring for his dear “friend”— this chapter is def one of my favorites i’ve read in this series:,)

2. I SQUEALED WHEN FARAMIR ARRIVED HEHE HEYYYY ILY

FINALLY TO FRODO AND SAM (and sméagol) IVE MISSED THEM

Why did I think Flotsam and Jetsam were going to be two little stinker goblin characters that fuck with Merry and Pippin?? Like I went into that chapter expecting like some tweedldee and tweedledum type bullshit?? Its just floating garbage? OKAY FINE.

Anyways that is one of my new favorite chapters ever omg :,) I LOVE TREEBEARD.

and WE'RE BACK,

i DARE you not to cry when dawn breaks on Helms Deep I fuckinG DARE YOU

i need to live in rohan or i will die !! give me a horse and a house in rohan please thank youuuuu. also EOWYN HAS ARRIVED EEEEEEHEEHEE

I WANNA DRINK THAT. I WANNA DRINK THE ENT DRAUGHT SO BAD. I WANNA GET TALL AND WIGGLY WITH TREE BEARD IN HIS CAVE LET ME INNNNNNNN