Shriya’s Reviews > God of Pain > Status Update

“Annika mentioned that you’ve often threatened to ship him to the Special Forces back in Russia. Is there a reason that hasn’t happened?”

“The sorry fuck is too in love to see how horrible your food actually is. Listen, kid, love won’t save you when you’re driven to the ER because of
food poisoning.”

“I knew it!” She glares at Yan. “See? I told you someone likes my food. It’s all about perspective.”
“You really okay there, man? Want me to call an ambulance?”

“Creighton…this is called kidnapping.”
“And you shooting me is called attempted murder, but you don’t see me putting a label on that.”

“Remington: I thought you should know that Creighton woke up. He’s disoriented, but the doctors said he’ll get better with time :)”
What the fuck

“I thought this bitch would make Creigh
happy and God knows he needed that, but she’s sending him to his grave!”

“when Mom surprised Papa with a birthday party that he low-key hated because she invited all the guards”
huh 😭

“secures it to the metal headboard”

“I thought this would be a date, but apparently, I just set you up with food. Maybe I shouldn’t include anything to eat in the future.”
You shouldn’t cook anything in the future.

“You’re awfully talkative today.”