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“But where’s their leader? The apex predator? Could that be him paying for a pack of fig newtons at the cash register? Yes, it is—the king of beasts, Footballus herois, his thunderous footsteps striking terror in the hearts of all creatures great and small.”
— Aug 05, 2025 06:04PM
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Dorthea Watson
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JWPianoMan: Where u?
Shosh466: In town.
JWPianoMan: Hot date?
Yeah, right. With a guy who must be at least eighty. I thumb back:
Shosh466: Video club business.
— Aug 20, 2025 07:07AM
Shosh466: In town.
JWPianoMan: Hot date?
Yeah, right. With a guy who must be at least eighty. I thumb back:
Shosh466: Video club business.
Dorthea Watson
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I can think of a lot of words to describe Chase, and amazing isn’t any of them. Except maybe that it’s amazing he isn’t in jail.
— Aug 20, 2025 07:05AM
Dorthea Watson
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I hope I never hate anybody as much as that girl hates me.
— Aug 19, 2025 11:05AM
Dorthea Watson
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Another of my crimes against humanity, like bullying her brother, and not dying when I fell off the roof.
— Aug 19, 2025 11:03AM
Dorthea Watson
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I always shout, “Brendan sent me!” So they’ll know I’m not looking for trouble.
— Aug 19, 2025 10:47AM
Dorthea Watson
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And amnesia. That’s pretty out there, although Wikipedia says it’s real.
— Aug 19, 2025 10:19AM
Dorthea Watson
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“I’m Kimberly,” I tell him. “But you always call me Kimmy?” Not exactly true, but how’s he ever going to know?
— Aug 15, 2025 11:10AM
