Jennie’s Reviews > The Roommate Situation > Status Update

I think I have to quit this soon „We’ve stuck to non penetrative sex so far, hand jobs, blow jobs, frotting, which the little dude is obsessed with now, and dry humping, and it’s been awesome seeing him come out“ little dude in this context is just gross.

FUCKING FRUITCAKE???

If I have to read „short stack“ one more time in relation to Rory being attractive I quit the book

Everything’s is happening so „fast“ in a span of 1 Page they have breakfast and make dinner… idk like tell us more

It’s so weird that she calls him hun and sweetie like he’s an adult man and you are a professional

“My ex happened,” I tell him, sniffling. “He’s a real sweetheart.” “Really? Sounds kind of like an asshole to me,” he replies and I look up at him, his face completely stoic. Is he for real? “No, he is,” I say. “I was being facetious.”
I hate himbos

WHO tf would say something like this? I literally feel like I’m reading a Wattpad story from a 14 year old …
„“Hey, Rory, how’s it going?” he says. “You haven’t been responding to my texts so I thought I would drop by. This is Chad, by the way. He’s the guy I was fucking when you walked in on us.”“

Of course hes allergic to grass etc too

Something about Rory bothers me like idk he is this stereotypical small introverted shy gay guy who is sound sensitive and can’t eat dairy, eggs and gluten. Like major pick me vibes

Everything just moves so.. fast?