♡ waniya ♡’s Reviews > Jane Eyre > Status Update

I miss my OG Day one Yapper Mr Rochester 😓 St John's yapping doesn't hit the same

Also ROACHester was low-key pissing me off he better get his shit together when they reunite like be done with your sob story we all got problems mf

Jane really said fuck it we ball when she left Thornfield like she had no prospects lined up and I low-key respect that wish I could run off into the wild with a bonnet, some bread and a pitcher of water

Mr. Rochester out here being an even better gaslighter than my mom; a feat I thought insurmountable.

This is the calm before the storm, isn't it? I can feel it in the marrow of my bones.

I'm laughing so hard right now Charlotte Brontë you absolute gem of a woman I wish I could kiss you right now

Mr Rochester out here fighting Jane for nine pounds. This book is an absolute comedic treasure 🙏😭

WHAT IS THIS MAN'S PROBLEM WHO DISGUISES THEMSELVES AS A ROMANI FORTUNE TELLING CRONE IN ORDER TO GET THEIR CRUSH TO CONFESS TO THEM WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME ROCHESTER AND WHY DO I ACTUALLY FUCK WITH THIS HEAVY HE'S LITERALLY ME

Mr. Rochester? More like Mr. Certified Yapper™

Mr Rochester is literally me. He's fucking hilarious.