Arthur Graham’s Reviews > Choke > Status Update

In the summer of 1642 in Plymouth, Massachusetts, a teenage boy was accused of buggering a mare, a cow, two goats, five sheep, two calves, and a turkey. This is real history on the books. In accordance with the Biblical laws of Leviticus, after the boy confessed he was forced to watch each animal being slaughtered. Then he was killed and his body heaped with the dead animals and buried in an unmarked pit.

The magic of sex is it's acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, there's never a storage problem.

"Everything in moderation, dude. Even recovery."

Milking cows, churning butter, for sure you know milkmaids must give great handjobs.

Give me your subway feelers. Your trench coat flashers.
The men mounting cameras inside the lip of some women's room toilet bowl.
All the peeping toms. The nymphos. The dirty old men. The restroom lurkers. The handballers.
All of these sexual bogeymen and -women your mom warned you about. All those scary cautionary tales.
We're all here. Alive and unwell.