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"They made us eat chalk, and I had to sell my own son's organs off piecemeal to keep out of commie-jail... My husband? He worked at the bread factory and they found breadcrumbs on his shirt. Sent him to the gulag but by GOD! At least we lived for something! We've sold this country off for salami, but I'm a proud communist! Hail Stalin! Hail Lenin!"