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My eyes flicker up to him. "Been wanting to talk to you about that." I set my glass down on a shelf. "Is that something you'd be interested in?"
"Godfather?" His lips quirk. "I thought that was a given."
"Well, Granger wants Potter, of course—"
— Aug 08, 2025 11:30PM
"Godfather?" His lips quirk. "I thought that was a given."
"Well, Granger wants Potter, of course—"
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So when the invitation arrived, his immediate thought was that Lucius must have made him do it. Nothing else made sense.
So here he was, waiting for the appropriate moment to grab a seat as far away from Ron Weasley as possible.
— Aug 08, 2025 11:34PM
So here he was, waiting for the appropriate moment to grab a seat as far away from Ron Weasley as possible.
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"Oh, bugger off. You don't want Potter influencing your spawn, do you? They'll all be in Gryffindor like that." He snaps. "I want it. Give it to me. I want it. I'll take the brat to the park and push it in a swing and teach it how to ride a broom..."
— Aug 08, 2025 11:29PM
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"LUCY!"
The nine-year-old wobbled down the stairs into the entry hall and looked at her father.
"Yes?"
"Did you do this?" Draco asked. He didn't even bother gesturing toward the mess.
— Aug 08, 2025 11:20PM
The nine-year-old wobbled down the stairs into the entry hall and looked at her father.
"Yes?"
"Did you do this?" Draco asked. He didn't even bother gesturing toward the mess.
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So when she gets the flu and spends a full week with stomach cramps and exhaustion… When she's upending her breakfast into the toilet for several weeks after… I don't even bother asking the question. Because she's the brightest witch of her age.
— Aug 08, 2025 11:12PM
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Coming fully to consciousness, Pansy looked at the clock.
"Draco," she mumbled. "It's 4 a.m."
"Is it? Oh…"
He dropped down into her armchair. Pansy sat up, and took a good look at him. He was half-dressed in his formal robes. He would need a good rumple charm if he insisted on sitting in those.
— Aug 08, 2025 11:06PM
"Draco," she mumbled. "It's 4 a.m."
"Is it? Oh…"
He dropped down into her armchair. Pansy sat up, and took a good look at him. He was half-dressed in his formal robes. He would need a good rumple charm if he insisted on sitting in those.
I eye him. "Do you know what a godfather is?"
"Like, the extra amazing uncle."
He swivels in the chair.
"Er, no," I say, running a hand through my hair. "There is a bit of mentorship, maybe. But a godfather takes responsibility for the child if anything happens to Granger and me."
"Right." He swivels again.
"As in… legally."
"Right." He sips his drink.
"As in… adoption."
The chair comes to an abrupt halt. "Ah." Blaise stares into his glass. "But Weasley will be the godmother, yeah? So the kid can go live with her."
I frown at him. "What if the Potters die with us? Horrible accident."
"Right. Well your mother—"
"She's dead too."
"...Pansy could—"
"Pansy isn't their godparent."
I watch the fun of it all leave Blaise's eyes. He takes a deep breath.
"Look, sure. If you're all dead, I can take over." He waves his hand, then lifts a brow at me. "But don't you worry, Draco. If you're dead, I'll take good care of her."
I grin. "Her? You think the baby is a girl?"
"No, no," he says, batting the air, as if trying to clear the word "baby" from the conversation. "Granger." He smirks. "As godfather, it would be my solemn vow to you, that I'd look after your widow." He winks. "Take care of all her needs."
My eye twitches. "That's not the role of the godfather—"
"I'll make it my role."
I turn on my heel and sweep from the room. "We're going with Potter."
"Better me than anyone else, Draco!" he calls after me.